LAPD to Graduate Undocumented Worker Academy Class

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Los Angeles, CA – LAPD, long a pioneer of new police trends, will graduate a groundbreaking new class of cadets from its police academy on Wednesday.  The class, made up entirely of undocumented workers, is thought to be the first of it’s kind.

Lt. Jason McShea, who is in charge of the department’s recruiting unit, says, “Los Angeles is one of the most diverse and inclusive communities in the world.  Our department demographic needs to match the community we serve and a significant part of our community is undocumented.  We, as an agency, want to ensure those valuable members of our city do not feel marginalized.”

Resident Jennifer James says she welcomes the change.  “I just feel, like..you know…undocumented officers are a good thing.  They came here to work, right?  And, they probably aren’t racist.”

McShea also added, “This is definitely one of the most diverse classes we’ve ever had.  We have officers from Guatemala, Venezuela, and Canada.  We even have two from Afganistan!  It is a great, great thing we are doing for our community.”

A prepared statement from the mayor’s office read, “We are proud to help these migrant workers live the American Dream.  They will be a huge asset in bringing criminals to justice and enforcing the established laws of the land. This academy class has been something to see.”

Recruiting for police jobs has become increasingly difficult, and this move is expected to fill the ranks of the police department.  At the time of printing, none of the class members have responded to requests for an interview.

22 COMMENTS

  1. Wake me from this nightmare. LAPD has undocumented graduating from a police class??? I don’t give a damn what country they’re from get documented, LAPD starting to look like a joke.

  2. This is unbelievable and unacceptable. When illegals have more rights than people that are legal in this country there is seriously something wrong.

  3. This is unbelievable and unacceptable. When illegals have more rights than people that are legal in this country there is seriously something wrong.

  4. These liberals are running California into the ground! You should have to be an American citizen to vote you should have to be an American citizen to be an officer of the law!!!! I need to start checking your IDs when you vote as well ! Build the wall !!!!!

  5. Don’t laugh. I did a background on an individual when I discovered he was not a US Citizen and was in fact born in Mexico and he lied on his application. When I recommended disapproval of his application, I damn near got fired over it. They went ahead and hired him and sent him to the academy. The academy wouldn’t graduate him until he became a Citizen,

    • I thought lying/falsification on an official application was grounds for disapproval/disqualification. Or at least it once was.

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