TRENTWOOD, NJ – “We think she’s playing games but our hands are culturally tied.” Those were the words of Captain Bongino after the public became aware of the bold claim of Corporal Jennet, an 8 year veteran of the Trentwood Police.
Jennet shocked the administration when he (preferred pronoun unknown at time of writing) filed for the Family and Medical Leave Act for 12 weeks off work because he now “identifies as a pregnant woman.” The claim left the decision makers in the higher ranks scratching their heads with seemingly no option but to grant the leave request.
Jennet’s attorney, John Kardazan, issued a statement to media gathered at the entrance of the station:
An investigation by BNN into Jennet shows that his family had booked a cruise during the planned leave from his patrol position. However, when confronted by this Kardazan snapped “Typical bigots,” and stormed off, ending the press conference.
Since first becoming aware of this story, BNN has discovered that two more officers are stirring the pot at the department by respectively identifying as 25 year veterans in order to qualify for their future pension immediately. Upon an employment history check, the two officers have a combined experience of 4.5 years on the job.