BREAKING: NYPD to Pull Out of NY

Stock NYPD photo.

New York City, NY – NYPD has announced a NYexit plan, which will end their longstanding agreement with New York City.

Police Commissioner Ray Bradbury said near constant harassment by elected officials prompted the plan, set to begin implementation by mid-2019. At a press conference late Saturday, reporters asked Bradbury if he could be overreacting, which he denied.

“Overreacting! Have you seen some of the things these idiots are saying about us? Fuck them. Let them deal with all this bullshit,” replied a visibly angry Bradbury. “I’m tired of catering to morons who elect moronic children to Congress.” He seemed to be referring to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who recently announced All Cops Walk Day.

After taking a moment to compose himself, Bradbury apologized for the outburst, noting he should have maintained his professional bearing.

Left-Wing darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez praised the move. She posted on Twitter, “It’s about time our communities stopped being robbed by the city to pay billions for police service. The neighborhoods can police themselves.” In a follow-up tweet, she predicted massive reductions in crime statistics, which are generally maintained by the police department.

Governor Andrew Cuomo said he intends to negotiate with the NYPD and hopes to persuade them to stay. Mayor Bill de Blasio said, “Good riddance,” when asked for comment Sunday morning.


  1. That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are, if you can’t laugh at that you just need to get on out a here. In my best Larry the Cable Guy voice..

  2. I can’t wait to see how long it takes before those who want the NYPD to leave, before they are begging for their return. The crime wave will hit the roof within hours if not minutes, you can be sure of that.

  3. This was one of the funnier things I’ve seen today, but as screwed up as AOC and new york is right now I would almost believe it lol.

  4. No matter what’s going on the public needs law enforcement. For those who say the neighborhoods can take care of themselves are people who are mentally ill. These preadators/criminals must be arrested and kept in check at all cost.
    When the law ends tyranny begins.

  5. The bad part is just how believable this article and similar ones are. SIC is so ignorant that I could see her doing this and more. She is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. A bucked tooth, ignorant wolf but a wolf all the same lol

  6. I like how he puts at the end of the article it’s all bullshit and just for a fun read. Very enjoyable. But the left will use it as a guide line. People share these stories thibkingvthey are factual. It was but this does seem possible. AOC is a terrorist and I am very disappointed in NY for electing her

  7. Lay off all cops and Troupers for a month. You save a shit load of money and stupid idiots like cortez, harris, and the muslims would get a taste of the ignorance they are dreaming up. Someone they like or themselves might have a change of heart.


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