Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announced “All Cops Walk Day” To Reduce Patrol Emissions


WASHINGTON, D.C. – Freshman Rep from New York’s 14th District Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, or AOC as she’s affectionately known, isn’t stopping with the Green New Deal. Citing dangers “worse than any war in human history” AOC blames law enforcement officers for a staggering 37% of all emissions, given how often patrol cars are running to maintain 24 hour coverage.

She went on to passionately say, “These numbers do not even include take home cars or Federal agencies, but when the final results are in, we anticipate nothing less than a criminal amount of emissions from those that purport to ‘save lives.'”

BNN reached out to the NYPD’s 114th Precinct in Astoria, represented by Cortez, and it would seem the rank and file aren’t on the same page. While command staff were hesitant to comment we did get a statement from an Officer Stalin who said, “First they gave us these damn tiny cars that barely fit NYPD on them and now this!? My uniform allowance can’t support the kind of footwear necessary for what this monster wants.”

BNN will be following the story closely. The date set for “All Cops Walk Day” is tentatively on July 4, 2019, where AOC also plans to stop all fireworks because of noise pollution.


  1. How bad is it that I actually believed this until I started looking for a source? Maybe I’m incredibly gullible. Or maybe our society is that insane.

    • Sad state when I was thinking here’s another dumb thing from AOC. When she first came on the scene I thought surely this is a joke but it wasn’t and now it’s getting hard to tell what she really says

  2. Okay so how are Officers supposed to respond to calls on the other side of town or respond to traffic complaints among other calls?

  3. The deputy in my area is responsible for 3600 square miles. Walk huh, it would take 2 days to walk to the office, and he would need a lot of overtime.

  4. Ms Ocasio, is it ok for the police to use their cars to find the person that wounds your father? Or just let him die? Try seeing something other than dimness and stupidity with your brain lady!

  5. My god! Is this really the direction this party is going? Can’t we go back to the old Democrats vs Republicans? At least the Democratic Party back in the day wasn’t where these idiots are now. I can never ever see the American people voting for someone like her again! Oh wait, that’s why they want illegals to vote!

  6. I think we need to look at the overall problem… it’s not the USA. The pollution outside of the USA is more problematic …. our small landmass being pollution free will not stop the rest of the worlds problems with pollution


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